Whenever I heard that Bin Laden had been killed by American forces the other night I immediately began to think of funny tweets I could write about it that would have plenty of whit and be quite hilarious. Here are those thoughts:
So Bin Laden is dead, now we can focus of the growing bison populations in the Dakotas.
Bin Laden is gone, now America can work on more important things.......personal spacecrafts.
So apparently Fox found Bin Laden's driver license and his actual name is Usama.....Suprise! And he is also a donor....so he does have a heart.
A black girl told me in class today, "Osama be dead!"
A girl also looked at me and said, "Wait who Osama!"
So Bin Laden is dead, apparently he accidentally turned on the tracking on his twitter.
I had many more thoughts but I am not going to list them all now. If you have any good ones, please tell me. I would love to hear them.
Second thing I would like to discuss today is that I just finished my last test of my college career. I am done. Finished. Finito. No more. On my way for the long haul. At the end of my rope. About to jump off the cliff. Digging my grave. Wait...I'm not about to die. That really got out of hand fast.
I am not sure what I will do with all of this freedom now. I mean I still have to student teach for another couple of weeks but besides that I am doing nothing in relation to school. No more classes. No more homework. No more tests. No more idiotic teachers telling me to do meaningless and pointless work. No more standing in line at Chick-fil-a for almost 30 minutes after my 12:15 class when everyone and half of China is in the student center. No more idiotic freshman not knowing what they want whenever they order or to say "Chic wit cheese" instead of taking a million years to say "I want a number one with cheese and no pickles please."
Gah I disdain idiotic freshman.
No more midnight to two a.m. study sessions in Tolliver or at Crescent City. No more trying to find a parking spot in the parking from hell that is Louisiana Tech parking. No more getting dumb parking tickets in the Hutchison dorm parking lot at 4:15 in the afternoon. No more terrible bands for the Spring Concert. No more of those stupid women Nike workout shorts that every girl in the world seems to have. No more $300 dollar textbooks that the professor says to buy that I use once to answer one question but can now not return for full price because he said that I would use it the whole quarter but didn't until the last week. The liar. No more ALEKS. No more Moodle. No more Tech internet that takes more time to load than most iPhones. No more $12 dollar pasta bowls and three dollar small coffees.
If you didn't notice: Tech is raping you with its prices for food. Just food for thought.
The last thing I would like to discuss is something I saw the other day on a girl that really bothered me.
Promise rings
Firstly, I would like to say that the overall premise and idea of a promise ring is a noble one. Keeping oneself until marriage is awesome and completely biblical. I am doing to same thing (except without that dumb ring). However, by wearing a promise ring you are not only doing a dumb thing of having a physical show of something that is a matter of the heart but you are also turning away many good guys who may want to talk to you. If in the morning you don't notice what finger you are putting your promise ring on, it is the same finger your hopefully future wedding ring goes on.
Well let us just think about something for a second....if you put a ring on your wedding finger that is not a wedding band than how the heck is any guy out there supposed to know that you are not engaged! And in turn not talk to you because they think that you are already taken. That is just ridiculous to think that some guy, that isn't totally worthless, will disrespect the ring on your finger in such a way and just talk to you even with a ring on your finger. If a guy is respectable then he will respect that ring and not try to just chat with you...
Sometimes I feel like what I say is such common knowledge that no one seems to care about.
Anyway these are just a few things that were on my mind this week. If there is anything else you would like my opinion on just tell me and I will write about it.
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